I have tidings of great joy. Friday December 11th at 5:30 PM marks the time for all good choir students from WJHS to attend a joyous shindig where we will all do the following:

• Burn receipts from my reign as treasurer last year (2008-2009)
• Drink a variety of Stephen’s hot chocolate
• Sing (we are all choir nerds, so we really must sing)
• Enjoy delicious treats
• Eat sugar plums
• Snuggle

I’m kidding about the last two. I was merely alluding to the glorious Christmas movie, Elf.

Still. This is the Christmas shin-dig to not miss. It will be located at 2391 West 7575 South in West Jordan. It’ll be in the backyard, and even though there will be a raging receipt fire in the firepit, and even though there will be amazingly delicious hot chocolate that warms the soul (meaning both the body and the spirit), it’s bound to be awfully chilly, so come bundled up!

Admittance fee?

Yes. One (1) or more (+) of the following will be required upon entering the facility of the backyard:

• Treats (homemade will do as this is technically not a school activity. Neener-neener, District)
• Hot chocolate powder (Stephen’s is preferred, but all is welcome)
• Casholine for hot chocolate (I’ll be purchasing some of the Stephen’s variety; I get it for 25% off at Deseret Book, so why not? Seeing as how it will be eaten up quickly by greedy, snively schoolchildren, I don’t want to make the expenditure all out of my own pocket– I’ve got to pay for my mission, too, you know)
• A cheerful countenance and a glad heart (we don’t want any frumpy people ruining the Christmas spirit– I hope that you frumpy people (if any) will understand)

I hope to see you there! You don’t want to miss this momentous occasion!

Oh! PS! All choir alumni are invited also, so let them know!